A MEATY LASS
EXUDING SASS
YET LOTS OF CLASS
SHOWED HER CREVASSE
WHILE NOT SOUNDING CRASS
I MADE A PASS
FOR THIS HOURGLASS
WANTING TO AMASS
MORE THAN A DEMI-TASSE
WELL GIRDED BY CUIRASS*
SHE SHOWED LOTS OF BRASS
INDIFFERENT TO MY MASS
SO,
AVOIDING A MORASS
HER RETICENCE TO SURPASS
I STEPPED ON THE GAS
AND TOOK AN OVERPASS
AS PATERFAMILIAS**
WE DRANK SOME HIPPOCRAS***
SOME EAST EUROPEAN KVASS****
AND EVEN SMOKED SOME GRASS
MADE LOVE ON A THICK PAILLASSE*****
THEN ROUGHER ON A TARANTASS******
TWO MEMBERS OF THE WORKING CLASS
BUT UNMOVED WAS SHE, ALAS
AND NOW THROUGH A LOOKING GLASS
WHILE SIPPING SASSAFRAS
I SEE MY BONNIE LASS
TAKING THE KHYBER PASS
IT WAS A ONE NIGHT HALLOWMAS*******
WHAT AN ASS, WHAT AN ASS, WHAT AN ASS